I want this more than I have wanted anything in recent memory. »
There's nothing wrong with being selective and having high standards, especially if you're looking for someone to settle down with for life and not just have a casual fling with. »
My mom makes the most amazing schnitzel and it does NOT taste like chicken mcnuggets. It's not even made of chicken, for goodness' sake. »
So my husband and I are dogsitting MILNC (that's "My In-Laws' Neurotic Chihuahua", naturally). We have her until late Sunday. »
My husband has the cutest, most squeezable butt in the whole wide world. My reverence for his fine derriere rivals Leslie Knope's admiration for Ben's butt on Parks and Rec. Some people just like firm, shapely ass, ok? »
I work in retail. I have dealt with people like this. There is a special circle of hell reserved just for them. »
And here I would be OVER THE MOON if my husband and I could make, say, $50k between the two of us.